Some days are better than others

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/22/2015 at 12:27 • Filed to: None

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My commute this morning sucked...for some reason the jackass count was 3 fold and it took me forever to get in. However, driving home the other night made me realize...there are certainly worse commutes.

Also, and sorry to vent, but this dude is TIRED and its going to be a LONG day.

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HammerheadFistpunch
01/22/2015 at 12:35

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I'm a bit agressive in traffic sometimes. If somebody cuts me off, I pas them. No road rage, no brake-checking, but I do tend to gun it (on the interstate) when I get pissed. As immature and trivial as it sounds, when I drove an 80 I was worried that it wouldn't have enough top end power to drive in the manner I do. Is this ever an actual issue for you, or was I inventing shit in my head?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/22/2015 at 12:39

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The 80 doesn't really love high speeds, which is actually part of the reason I bought it...to slow myself down and help myself to not be a jerk. for completeness, i will say I've seen 90 on it once or twice...it doesn't like it especially with the new gears. 80 is no big thing, and I do that all the time considering that is the speed limit on most of I15 here. This morning it was more a case of traffic waves, people jumping lanes left and right without signaling or looking and the usually asshat stuff like changing lanes in the intersection or muscling your way in.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HammerheadFistpunch
01/22/2015 at 12:42

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I've always thought about how driving a slower car, especially an SUV, would change my driving style. My guess is, like you said, I'd need to ease up a bit. Then get my revenge in the next blizzard.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/22/2015 at 12:47

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The forester was an enabler of douche driving, it had all the power and speed and agility to encourage me to do things that, when I reflected on, were probably poor choices. It wasn't the reason I sold it, but it was part of the reason I was okay with a much slower car.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/22/2015 at 12:47

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If I'm heading somewhere with a definiter ETA in mind I tend to pass if I have an opportunity, regardless of whether or not I need to, then I know I don't have to worry about them dragging their ass. To quote you, As immature and trivial as it sounds.


Kinja'd!!! saltcityeuros > HammerheadFistpunch
01/22/2015 at 12:58

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Can't beat those Utah sunsets.


Kinja'd!!! Two Drink Minimum > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/22/2015 at 13:37

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Had this happen last night. Got caught behind an old guy doing 5-10 below the speed limit, for miles. Just, argh. We turned onto a road where I don't usually contemplate a pass, but this guy was absolutely crawling out of the turn, still doing 20 mph after 7-8 seconds. The road was clear for a full 1/2 mile ahead, so I gave it the beans and zipped by him.

He honked at me.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Two Drink Minimum
01/22/2015 at 13:39

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Honk back. God gave you a horn.


Kinja'd!!! Two Drink Minimum > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/22/2015 at 13:45

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I drive an Abarth. I let my exhaust do the honking.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/22/2015 at 14:24

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The single biggest problem for me when going from my 4Runner to something faster, I use the same amount of the throttle it takes the 4Runner to get to speed. It usually leads me to warp speed.


Kinja'd!!! Ferrero1911 > HammerheadFistpunch
01/22/2015 at 15:08

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Is this an actual picture of your commute?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Ferrero1911
01/22/2015 at 15:12

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yeah, I no look snapped that 2 nights ago.


Kinja'd!!! Ferrero1911 > HammerheadFistpunch
01/22/2015 at 15:20

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Pretty sunset. At least you don't have to deal with jackasses and traffic.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Ferrero1911
01/22/2015 at 15:21

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but...i do. Right now there are 3 big events in town though (which I just found out about today) So I think that explains my horrible morning traffic.


Kinja'd!!! Ferrero1911 > Two Drink Minimum
01/22/2015 at 15:22

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Right? I too drive and Abarth. In this situation the proper thing to do is give it some gas and go for a nice loud pop!


Kinja'd!!! Ferrero1911 > HammerheadFistpunch
01/22/2015 at 15:26

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Do you use Waze? It's most useful when there are weird traffic events. I can relate to bad traffic. Most days I drive 10 miles down the 405 in 2nd gear the whole way. But this morning I saw an Evora in BRG with stripes, stuff like that makes it almost worth it.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch
01/22/2015 at 17:07

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I love my morning commute. There's nobody else on the road at 5:30am and I get to have the best parking spot because I'm the first one at work.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/22/2015 at 17:08

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530 am is for one of 3 S's:

Skiing

Sleeping

Sex

And thats it.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch
01/22/2015 at 17:13

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I a different 3 S's at 5am: Shit, Shower, Shave


Kinja'd!!! Two Drink Minimum > Ferrero1911
01/22/2015 at 17:13

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You are speaking my language, sir.


Kinja'd!!! Ferrero1911 > Two Drink Minimum
01/22/2015 at 18:13

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I'm actually a lady, although I know my screen name suggests otherwise. Glad we're on the same page!


Kinja'd!!! Two Drink Minimum > Ferrero1911
01/23/2015 at 08:42

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Hey, respect knows no gender. And yes, there are few moments as gratifying as when the Abarth backfires on the pass.